(a skipping-rope rhyme)
Close to a decade of Tory rule
Austerity has been awfully cruel
How many against the amendment passing?
These are the names, on doorsteps clapping
Adams, Allan, Bacon, Cox
Davis, Ellis, Evans, Fox
Gove, Grant, Hammond, Hancock
These are the names, on doorsteps clapping
Hunt, Javid, Jenkyns, Johnson,
Kawczynski, Knight, Lewis, Morton,
Murray, Nokes, O’Brien, Paterson
These are the names, on doorsteps clapping
Patel, Quin, Raab, Sturdy
Sunak, Smith, Thomas, Tracey
Vickers, Walker, Wright, Zahawi
These are the names, on doorsteps clapping
No doubt sincere but absent for years
Doorstep Clapping
