(Inspired by the quotes and slogans of UK prime minister Boris Johnson)
Stay alert.
The new mantra.
Simple. English. Words.
Names like Nicholas.
Phrases like Vote Leave.
Take Back Control.
Immigration is key.
Implying imperfection.
Suggesting immediacy.
All poetry. All caps.
Feelings trump thought.
Emotions defeat reason.
We need to get Brexit done.
Unleash Britain’s potential.
Back Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
Guilty of boss-eyed, foam-flecked hysteria.
Critiqued by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.
Protector of rights to join the ranks of the super-rich…
But perhaps this won’t all fit on the new poster, Dominic.
